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CornFucius

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Hey girl, gimmie that puss And I'ma give u something u can stick in that tush You should thicken that bush So when I go down its like lickin cactus Then eaten that butt Go str8 to tha mouth when getting that nut.. I know I been gone for a minute But I'm back brand new, from tha start to tha finish With tha mind of a chemist All your nutrients Im inclined to replenish As I spit lines niggaz witness Working out words to try it in fitness To get a body type and percentage Of muscle like tha pumped up dimes down in Venice Not speaking guys, I mean women Lookin all good in that dress she winning And I'd be willing To testify against her to say she killing I feeling too right In a new dawn, new day, and new light Treated like Akeems bride Cause I'm down to do whatever you like Can't wait for them to fall and crackle At tha sight of seeing iBall like Apple Little i wit a big B Tha same as off trees coincidentally Life given lemons turn it into SImply Whether u can believe it or not, Ripleys Live strong like u driven on a 10 speed ALL else, I look up and follow in his lead Now u shook in abundances Finding out this Campaign wasn't Marty Huggins And my dogs ain't pugs in this I'm giving Bear Grylls to show my ruggedness No Mickey D's, but I'm loving it Chillin on some Sweet ish (Swedish) and don't have my bum on it To get ready for tha summer hits Continue on and listen as you keep running it
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HOOK Tha fuck is up, hang in out nothin much Chillin wit this horse, while its eaten on some crunch n munch but, if I fuck it up, I'll tell you that'll fuckin suck To cuff me up, while I'm yelling that I love buttered stuff Tha fuck u mean, off a blunt dipped in lean Slower than a tortoise moving after takin hits supreme Its extreme, make u wanna kick and scream To tha words of Cornfucius you are listening VERSE1 F yo neglegences, I'm strong as Elephants is Grabbing you by tha neck and toss you a hella distance So if a fella witness, he better not tell tha pigs this I stay wit hella nit-wits and punks known well as misfits Along tha realm of henchman, wit shells that make you spin flip Quarter circles back like a hurricane Ken kick Bury lames then whip, outta there like Dr. Jones You are not Capone, and couldn't star on tracks if you were Spock alone If you are in a class of your own, you are not a show So your careers poetic justice, I ain't talking Pac n Joe Or Regina and Janet, if you was eaten a sandwich In front of a starving man that you keep as companion So when you fall asleep wit some ambien He'll be you cuz he is whut he eats when he's famished And that tha circle of life, so I put purple in pipes And think of other ways to put in work for my life HOOK VERSE 2 On a nice day, chillin with a chickadee Working with an 8 or 9, in tha game I'm sickening Play for keeps and here to stay, so aint no evicting 'em While they talking in a jargon that's like barking from a Pikanese Ginger please, a nigga red like he rooting for tha Bulls If you had a 40 piece, you couldn't even get a pull Oh who is you? That cat that was to cool for school So I took to tha streets to find tha foes I choose to duel Tha art, beautiful, without or with tha use of tools Abuse a fool and go nuts introducing shoes to jewels SO lose tha rules, dudes and ghouls Whether you're a city folk, or you's a rural specimen of human pools Of genes that make your individuality Without materials or tha independent salary That why I think outer limit, hit it in totality So in the rap relay run, I'm burning all my calories HOOK
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If you look into my membrane You can probably see tha subtle signs of insane Thats whut I'm diagnosed and been claimed To be put in this room with tha padded wall inlayed So I'm giving salutations To folks wit psychiatric evaluations You can't proclaim a louder statement From Doctors that try to work it out wit patients Is it from eating paint chips thats infused with tha lead Personally I thinks its from being hit in tha head So tha way that it sinks Is my people didn't have me in tha way that they think So is it crazy to say they aren't my true friends If they would allow other people to come and do this Its a threat, like hearing tha snarls barking Just something thought of that crazy like Gnarles Barkley I want tha Lord to save me Only if its gonna keep me from crazy Crazy, like a lifetime movie Where she stays with tha man for a life thats choosing To accept tha reality and likes that bruising Cause if she didn't, she would fight back truly And round up a storm We label it crazy, cuz its out of tha norm And there's no understanding to tha reasoning Or others can't fathom that situation feasibly As labeling profanity as crazy talk If they don't comprehend, we gotta switch it like a ladies walk I'ma switch back witcha From a psycho, like no bitch ass nigga That wanna see tha Midwest Coast, then we straight jackin To admit them to a clinic in a straight jacket So line up and take ya medicine One's to balance you and tha other is a sedative I want tha Lord to save me Only if it keeps me from going crazy
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VERSE 1 Notice a niche natural knack knicks Now-a-days not a nan nudda interacts wit This unbelievable black kid, that talks like but doesn't act hick They'd love me if I was a darker version of a skinny Brad Pitt To get attention is tha reason I act sick And yell obscure obscenities like eat a bag of fat dicks Often comes off as misunderstood But to be in my position I don't think another could Most of y'all would skip that like you stutter good Live tha wish creed, cuz I wish a muthamutha would Tha reverse of a Gepeto curse As I'm writing whut I feel off of these trees and meadows first I'm building to hold connects like a lego purse And design mine wit mixed blues, reds and yellows first Shock to signify, this fellow has jello jerks Simple eyes watch tha signals fly like how a cell phones works HOOK We need to know And remember face, cuz tho they in a better place, we always hate to see them go As deemed before He tests rookies, that eat depressed cookies, so the message thats received is gold VERSE 2 Hang ten, total tubularity Toodles twice tickling twins tits type Tia & Tamera-ly Compared to me, they just some parodies, double daring each Other, to suffer tha severity of being extra dry like Arrid be Confidence raises over fear in an unfair defeat Between tranquility and madness is where u meet and share for peace Whether I hold tha game throne, or a chairmans seat I'ma be me from head to feet, whut I feel I care to speak Stand tall I refuse to be your fall guy Those that try I get them up and move 'em out like rawhide Throw down tha metal, just to flip ya pogs wide Something simple turned a monster, putting water on Mogwai Tell ya Paw bye, because one day we all die Whether its natural causes, or by something we get mauled by Hopefully we look back and all get a LOL by Remembering that better place that'll all make it alright
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VERSE: B's I just want a bad, straight one or a glad I'll treat you so good, like tha best you ever had I stay wit 3, hat trick, and brothaz jealous from that She got a itch to scratch, then come and sit in my lap She drinkin from that glass, Confidence she has Ricky Bobby swag, she's in first not last She keep her body tight, just incase she gotta fight chicks Thats 25 to life, no offense to Mike Vick Brown, red, or black, target sited attack She'll eat a whole big mac, if you walk and turn yo back Close tha door and latch it, just to keep my house chick Sittin waitin on me to hoop, till I say game, blouses HOOK I need a bad B, and Mad H's VERSE: H's I need me a smart, that in tha sun garden She can be from Africa, but no starving marvin Find her on a bargain, in tha army sergeant None of that excuse me, more like beg your pardon Yes i can and can't, get down and dirty stank Ah you smell poop and stuff, unless you got some dank Made out of a plank, She lose money and bank She know it aint no thang, when it comes to green she gon' make mo Not fuckin wit them rakes, call it wrong, mistakes Puttin in tha ground, to break and cultivate Shake, earthquake, in tha earth they sank I'm using you in New York, but got you in Burbank HOOK
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VERSE 1 Go ahead and smash tha gas, looking at tha ocean cruising down tha coastline Then roll and pass tha grass, so I can get open, and explore in my own mind You never know whut you gon find, I'm talking right now cuz its so time This is that midnight cruise, smoking wit my dudes where it ain't no beef like a bovine Get yo ass to tha club wit fa sho dimes, let her get you on tha wall wit tha slow wind If she likes you, let her take you home, and take her panties off, then tha booty goes oh my Getting down to it I, will wax that, no dry, combined wit my try Rub you, hug you, and love you guaranteed girl you know I, I, I, I Will, cuz you smell so good, which stimulates tha sense, enticing to hit tonight As we head home, I see you a red-bone , which you don't know is my kryptonite You know you done fucked up right, but its your mom and dad that I put all tha blame on For creating you to get a nigga fucked up right, cuz I'm getting off these shots of Jamo After a lovely evening, of us working out or demons I ask for tha number cuz her in her birthday suit again I wanna see it This is how it begins, birds and tha bees perceived it SO if you gonna go then go all out and dive into life at tha deep end HOOK (No way, I ain't trying to play no games) (Please stay, I just wanna know your name) Can I get yo number and your name entry I don't know whut I would do if you ain't wit me There's no one on tha planet that I'd rather see than you So get into my car, and lets take this cruise VERSE 2 I'm a smooth dude that'll scoop you, me and you boo, gonna have a nice compotation Over candle light in tha night, or fun in tha sun, and talk about relations As we linger, I turn to a deep thinker, because every time I see her Not that I want her, but I need her, thinking of putting a ring on tha finger To deem her, Mrs. C-T-C whut a dream to be her husband In my own mind seeing our future, beyond time, thinking bout her loving But I think I better, not get carried away like stretchers But I love tha pleasure, shaping that thang on her walk like sketchers In this modern life, no heifer, mo better she tha pepper to tha gumbo All that and bizag of chips, so to get at tha chick you better be some pro Confident cool, and collected, is dominant, smooth, and infectious I promise a fool, would honest assume most common that dude is respected And thats how you get that girl, when you try for tha 9 or 10 If at first you don't succeed, then try again, with higher chin Cuz rejection comes, so try again, or try her friend And if she's down to smoke and sip, well we ridin then
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VERSE 1 You fine like a polished pearl, Candy Girl Miss Cookie caking wit a pecan sandy swirl You make me rise like a crescent roll And that I have you to myself I am blessed to know Chill relax ya mind and lets it go Feeling yellow, smoke wit me and lets get blowed Feeling Jamo, pour a drink and lets get to' When pleasing you, just say "You can Coon (Cancun)" like Mexico I love that you create your style And ya dimples show whenever I make you smile I'm enclosed in she, as she gets close to me Proposed to leave nothing in tha closet, except where clothes supposed to be I dig her crazy state And appreciate tha fact that she made me wait So once she did give me her gift, I destroyed that that And that all leads to now, everything I look back at HOOK Will she let me come and scoop her, we can ride tha Metro I'm feeling good about her, even tho we just met yo Hope it works between us, I mean we become one But for now I'm gonna chill and have some good clean fun Today, I think we floating away And we going to play Nothing more I can say, OK VERSE 2 This mommys mine and fine In tha light kryptonite egyptian dime design She'll leave you blind in sight, depiction dynamite Lookin nice from head to tippy toes is mighty tight Peep her like prey, so if she die tonight Its from domestic battery from my giant pipe Get her heated without a pilot light Similar to roller coasting, how she ride it like Or Heidi Fleiss, romantic type advice She put tha pedals in motion and i aint talking riding bikes Before I violate her civil rights I vest up, and continue to practice makin little tykes As I apply tha strict safety I'm telling her to hold on as I drive miss daisy Que sara when it comes to tha content Cuz getting some is better than getting nun like convents
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Emperors Mahjong, Real Shit That fun bag feel you get wit real tits Go on a date, mess it up, and still hit Tha magician then disappears, no Bill Bix Chill Trick, and grant me Time to spit wisdom, something fancy I roll wit my dog like Douglas Yancy Just incase one of these muggs get chancy Then you feel tha dukes Have ya fate knocked and sealed wit scoops So how it feels to you Is how every black person will feel from Roots Alex Haley, eating shallots daily F Claire and Anna plus Alice played me and tha powders babied Shout it loud, tha new WOW is crazy No Doubts amazing, well use to be But now that I'm sitting getting blue from green Like telling them drunk, not soberly Baby just stay like Jodeci To get bare necessities, like Mogli In tha Spur of tha moment, Ginobli If you McLovin looking Fogle-Y OH THAT BITCH STRONG, like Rogue to me A hot 98 minus 4 degrees Toes, and heads plus shoulders, knees For tha free eaten 'choes wit kings Stay in tha Monk-Monk that tha moment brings and sold to tweens That end up saying that its cold and freeze So we roll tha B's And ain't gotta worry bout no police Its a spoiled plan To try to get over on tha royal fam Pimpin is wild wit a simpler style Straight Mah Jong wit Emperors Tiles Emperors Mah-Jong, you can't say I jump Great Walls just like Dan Way Spittin something odd Blackie Chan and tha 8 drunken Gods No Racist, I mean this I really don't listen to that chinese shit Try these kicks As I pummel yo chest in a Thai knee clinch Sweet chili wings, or Siamese chicks I'm eaten both if tha dime, she's thick Real full like we ate tho Lookin Kardashian, but she aint Klhoe So we can't go And you can't tell us to, like Diego
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Thanks for tha opportune For this Cornbread thing, had to drop Tha Coon So I can get this out to tha mass, real fast To smell ya boy, but it's not perfume Diagnosed and doctor proved Guaranteed to make you rock and groove This is how it feels to sit atop tha moon Wit things in full swing like we got Babboons Seamless tha way that he flow nuts Call me seamstress tha way that I sew up Aspire to wanna get my doe up But, talk about materials, so whut There's better things to do than to roll up Waking up, just to smell tha aromas To enlighten ya brain To change ya course, abide by tha change Wit no remorse, I do whut I came to do Spit insane, with a flame or two And ignite it, so if people try to bit it To chew this you gonna need a saber tooth I labor truth, to these babes and dudes But if you play puss, then tha labe is screwed Or even consumed when its ate and chewed So get to know HIM and stay in tune I relate to school But out on tha streets never play tha fool They helped mold me and make me to A minister of such, that relates to you So whuts tha business Live in tha presence like something gifted And when it comes to this hit Stay Cooned for more, from tha one that spit this...
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VERSE 1 Ill, is a state of more than just corn in Where we known to fuck it up more tham a mormon Remove big bodies wit enormous abortions Call me a honda cuz I'm going according To whut I know fuck a Taurus or Porsche then Mad tree I torch on a porch then After I pearl wit force I contort them Going from small bags, to engordging in forest Then kill tha wack ones while ignoring tha boring To make niggaz work I'm emplered as a foreman A strong base has to do more wit ya core than surviving as a poorman divorcing ya whore when she shows ya heart straight discourse and just tear it An animal like a tortoise or porpoise So do this cuz it's important to forces And clap ya hands wit ghonoric proportions HOOK Nothing can be sweeter than my sweetie, when I meet her, in tha MORNING Nothing can be finer than tha tasting of vagina when your HORNY Nothing is embracing, tha lines they're creating cuz they're CORNY Nothings less attractive, than a rapper spitting wackness cuz he's BORING VERSE 2 No Originality These I wanna mimic, gimmick ass independent critics who's civic limits won't Let's them see past they non-responsability Enemy, tha energy inside that killin unwilling growth Those that don't stand act timidly don't have a reality Or spirtuality, is unbalance within, not liven whole So they go around proudly, paddling, that in he Which subconsciously manifests outward, whut he didn't know So begin at 0, and figure out that YOU shit Take it from black confusious, also knows as Darknessis Tha centerfold has everything to do wit Tha whole not just a piece, No Iron Man Tony Starks in this Know that you get whut you give If you a toad, don't jump in tha game of thrones wit Sparticus Start right, then move and prove it Will you stand tall Scottie Pip, or get shook Parkensens HOOK VERSE 3 Thrill gore delivered, and still whores consider Tha ILL boy, that makin em Fill (feel) More than Millard Those without purpose would kill for a sliver Cuz concealed dormant spitters, steal flows delivered Thats why I keep it DiGorno, to repeal most pretenders And to save Bread when that end of year gross is entered To fear most dilemmas, see it mostly in us Then that dictated is actually close to penis Which is close diminished, self-fulfillment prophecy Within a deeper cortex lays tha illest policies Take off tha costume, everyday isn't Halloween And appreciate, without kicking it on Turkey day wit some collard greens Or one can never accept tha happiness that a dollar brings Cause you ain't you, Get it? or have you heard of odder things I'm creating a spell like Harry Potters team And bring a spark to tha game as if you soldering HOOK
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ALWAYS VERSE Shouts out to Shania like ALL THA TIME Eatin mango and papaya like ALL THA TIME And chicken in a biscuit like ALL THA TIME Simple in linguistics you can call me rhymes Which I do over musicals That I'll always produce cuz tha tones are beautiful Always blow L's till I hold butt And stay mess in wit Louis Rich for his cold cuts But not physically food Even tho eating up snacks I consistently do By tha way, also I would like to say That I could play Tekken Tag 2 like night and day Not tryin to clown like Violent J Just doing tha unfailing, like something that Simon say And keep you nodding to this And that dope hit, I forever promise to spit HOOK Sometimes when I be spiting a rhyme, I'm always steady hitting tha pine But never go raw putting my dick in a dime If you don't get tha design, then you niggaz is blind SOMETIMES VERSE Sometimes I think about whut if I didn't rap Whut other talents I could've had, or did in fact And just passed up other opportunities Instead of soccer foolery, and kept my continuity I could be speaking Portugese or German fluently Doing whut I love in either country congruently Recognizing own power is new to me Especially when tha mind state ain't how it used to be It's 50/50 that we all should endeavor I'm speaking sometimes, between Always and Never Chillin in tha Sun, fine's tha weather Add smarts plus arts and take tha sum times whatever To get a fly guy, not wit feathers Cuz playin chicken head-to-head, is saying you put cocks together Not a thought always , just when I'm blazin tha pot It'll pop in there as an occasional thought HOOK NEVER Lastly you have tha Don't do's, like kissing dirty lips I'll tell her Nevski's like my name is Dirty Diggs Will probably never see Liz Hurleys tits And still refuse to end up with a chick thats surly thick At lyrical breakfast, there's surely grits Cuz I won't starve you, and leave you third worldly sick And I'm not a vegetarian That keeps an open mind and acts Presbyterian No fam has showed me more love than Pascederians To bad we'll never get along like this as just Americans Cut it out, Uncle Joey born cesarian Won't find me Robbin hoods, especially with merry men Seldom do I mug and just stare at them And rarely Mohrer Les get stuck up in tha glare I'm in Kill them wit no SIDS And it ain't babysitting, if they yo kids

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